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egobus:

July on Tumblr

dead-queer:

ladycrappo:

The Secret Garden. Business in front, party in back.

yooo
They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.

(via florential)

Damn.

(via harleylovegood)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

bublog:

Almost two and a half years ago, this magical BUB photo initiated BUB’s rise to stardom.
GOOD JOB BUB

bublog:

Almost two and a half years ago, this magical BUB photo initiated BUB’s rise to stardom.

GOOD JOB BUB

biologytextbook:

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)