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what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
Almost two and a half years ago, this magical BUB photo initiated BUB’s rise to stardom.
GOOD JOB BUB
if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity
|—||Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)|